Did I pass? Or did I lie?

On Tuesday I went out to Medina to undergo a poly graph and drug test. First off, Map Quest has never steered me wrong! I always hear complaints about their directions, but so far, they have always been perfect for me. It was about a 35 minute drive and luckily it was nice out, so I had my windows down, wind blowing, and radio turned up (and yes, on occasion I was "dancing" in my car to the music). Most of my time was spent on curvy country roads with 45 mph speed limits. Much nicer to drive than the city!
I got there early and had nice fun paper work to fill out. Good thing I really don't mind doing it-I'm use to it. A guy came to take me to the poly graph and asked if I wanted to do the "sample" for the drug test first. Well, yeah, I had drank a lot of fluid so I would have to go--and I did have to go. But I have this anxiety about people hearing me go. Despite my efforts, nothing.....So we decided to wait until after the test. Which would be about an hour and a half--and I really did have to go! This was going to be fun.
I got in and he explained the procedure to me. Didn't sound too bad. I had a list of 13 questions about whether or not I was holding back any information regarding certain things. Of course all the answers were to be no. We discussed the questions, I told him my life in a nut shell, and honestly didn't hold anything back. It's not like I have anything I'm trying to hide!
Then he hooked me up to the machine. Kinda uncomfortable, but not too bad. There was a cord like on a telephone (back in the day when they still had coiling cords!): one that went around at the waist and another right above the chest. Then there was a thing like nurses use to take your blood pressure, which he pumped up until it cut off circulation to the rest of my arm. Then there were these two metal things that went on my fingers to measure my sweating. After I was all hooked up, he asked the questions, I answered them no, then we waited a few minutes and did it all again. It really wasn't that bad, and kinda fun actually. I know, I am not a normal person, but being normal would be boring!
After the poly graph, I tried for the drug test again! But, who can go with someone outside the door asking how things are going and if I had anything yet? Well, not me! And by this time I really had to go! So I had to wait in the waiting room until I thought I would burst and try again-about 45 minutes later! Third time's a charm....Right? It was for me! At least that day it was :) It literally took me 3 hours to pee in a stupid cup. It's just not normal in my mind to pee in anything other than a toilet. Even though I had to when I was pregnant (every single doctor's visit), I still couldn't do it. I had problems doing it then too, but there was never anyone outside the door asking me about it!
Did I mention that there was also the chance they could reject my "sample" because it wasn't the right color, temperature, or odor? Yeah, I guess they smell it! Luckily it was fine.
So home I went! Almost 4 hours after I had left. I gotta say though, I did enjoy looking at all the nice houses, farms, and just driving down those country roads. I always thought I'd stay a city girl for the rest of my life but now.......